God Can't Eat Ants. (Favourite Nemonic)

Marsoni

M251S

$42.00

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God Can't Eat Ants. (Favourite Nemonic)This is the favourite Nemonic of Simon from Plastic Jeezus, the award winning ukulele comedy duo. We'll be asking some more famous uke faces how they remember their GCEA so keep an eye out! Please don't forget to select if you'd prefer a hoodie or sweatshirt. This design is available in 12 colours and an array of sizes. Peep the size chart to find the best fit for you! Across Chest Length Arm Length X Small 19. 5" 25" 22. 5" Small 20. 5" 27" 23"

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So far this has held up great. My Malinois who has destroyed nearly every ball I’ve gotten her, this one has lasted over 3 weeks without a dent, compared to some that don’t even last a day lol. Although the medium size is a little too big for her liking she still plays with it. It’s very durable and I like the middle part for engagement as well. I would recommend if you have a dog who destroys every ball possible.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 8, 2026

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TERRIE GILLAND

Massapequa, US

★★★★★ 5

Actually Durable

Color: B) Medium 3" Ball

One of the few "heavy duty" toys that my pittie hasn't destroyed after a couple of weeks. Most of them last two days. She's an absolute beast so I'm confident if she can't destroy it, few dogs can.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 28, 2026

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Cody

Lexington, US

★★★★★ 1

Not for aggressive chewers!

Color: H) Infinity Ring, Color: H) Infinity Ring

Not for aggressive chewers! Done for in about two minutes. I unboxed this and tugged with my Mal for a but then let her have it. Within minutes she had chewed through it. Not worth the money.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 10, 2026

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Nicole Lomonaco

Phoenix, US

★★★★★ 4

Dog ball

Color: A) Small 2.5" Ball

My dog enjoys but smaller than expected

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Reviewed in the United States on May 20, 2026

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