How Rude!: Animals That Burp, Toot, Spit, and Scre

How Rude!: Animals That Burp, Toot, Spit, and Scre

Marsoni

M251S

$11.99

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How Rude!: Animals That Burp, Toot, Spit, and ScreA delightfully silly and informative picture book from the author of Animal Zombies & Other Real Life Monsters. Grown ups expect kids to avoid all sorts of rude behaviors. But in nature, spits, burps, and toots can happen for surprisingly strategic reasons. When animals exhibit every gross habit from toxic sneezes to deadly farts they're not aiming to act rude. They do what they can to survive. This book features the most dazzlingly disgusting

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I ordered XL for my husband who is 6'1" and weighs 200 lbs. The pants' length was too long and we had to cut off two inches and get them hemmed. Jacket could be a little bigger in the mid section and shoulders but vest fit well. Could do without the fake handkerchief in the suit jacket pocket. Still liked the style and the color of the light blue suit.

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Reviewed in the United States on June 1, 2026

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jessica vasquez

Lake Worth, US

★★★★★ 5

Perfect for teens

Color: Black, Size: XX-Large

Great suit! Great quality for the price. Very impressed. Bought for my teens. Didn't want to spend a lot on something they won't wear more than a couple times before they grow again. This suit is great. A tad long in the arms and legs. But overall, its perfect. Fitting suit, but got a size larger for their comfort. Surprised at the quality, my mom was impressed and she knows suits.

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Reviewed in the United States on March 29, 2026

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Katherine

Belleville, US

★★★★★ 5

Great suit!

Color: Black, Size: Medium

Looks super nice! For the price, it is definitely worth it. The fabric looks and feels great and the size range is good.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 9, 2026

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Kia

West Palm Beach, US

★★★★★ 5

Perfect for a wedding! Everyone loved it

Color: Deep Blue, Size: XX-Large

I bought this suit set for our wedding and it was a huge hit everyone loved how it looked! The slim fit is perfect and looks very sharp and modern. The material is great quality and it comes with everything you need, making it an incredible value. My kids got compliments all night!

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Reviewed in the United States on May 20, 2026