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Unicorn Meat

Marsoni M251S
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Unicorn MeatDeep in the monster haunted backwoods, Sunny Smiles Unicorn Farm lies in ruin. The overseers vanished months ago. Gangs of feral children lurk in the shadows of a vast blood stained factory. Knife season has come. Food is running out. Some rough beast slouches towards Bethlehem to be born. Unicorn Meat is a southern gothic horror adventure inspired by LISA the Painful, True Detective, and Lord of the Flies, set in the decaying ruins of the last
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jtip
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 5
Great can opener
All you have to do is put this on top of your can and push the button. So easy.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 26, 2026
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C. J. Myers
Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 5
Works great on many different size cans
Works great on various size cans. It is a little larger that other openers, but seems very sturdy. It is a little loud and slow, but not a large concern. Very happy with it.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 18, 2026
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JJJ707
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 1
Stopped working after 3 months
It stopped working after 3 months. The motor still runs the gear still turns. But it does not engage the can to cut. I bought it for a post operative situation and I am glad that it worked when for the length of time it did but it's disappointing that I now have to throw this item away.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 6, 2026
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Tvick86
Boise, US
★★★★★ 2
Meh.
Worked great the first couple of times it was used. But then it stopped cutting into the cans and does not open them. It causes the metal to fray off in small pieces which resulted in getting a piece of metal stuck in my finger for weeks so I don't recommend. It's also very loud.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 7, 2026
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Laura Barrere
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 5
Great opener
Color: Blue
Had a battery operated can opener before and was always changing the batteries. Love the safety cut and this works great now that I can just charge it with my phone charger. Fits in my drawer so no counter space used
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Reviewed in the United States on March 27, 2026

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