Unisex Someday We'll All Be Dead Sweatshirt

Unisex Someday We'll All Be Dead Sweatshirt

Marsoni

M251S

$48.00

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Unisex Someday We'll All Be Dead SweatshirtThis funny, ironic, floral rainbow shirt makes a great gift for the nihilist or existentialist in your life. Loaded with 1970s inspired retro aesthetic, pessimism and existential dread, our cynical nihilism shirt is perfect for showing off your angst in style. If you love philosophy, existentialism, or pessimist humor this funny sarcastic shirt is a must have for your shirt collection. Shirt Info: soft, cozy ring spun cotton polyester fleece blend

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Super ligh, breathable and thin. Stretchy but still leaves room for the dad bod belly and dad bod boobs lol This specific polo runs a bit larger than most of the others by this same company so be aware of that. I am 5'6" - 280lbs and wear a 4xl normally in AZ's but this one fit perfect in a 3xl. Great summer night shirt, just be mindful not to snag it on something and also better to hand wash this as even a gentle cycle has the tendency to cause some damage.

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Reviewed in the United States on July 3, 2025

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Damian Garcia

Houston, US

★★★★★ 3

Fits snug size up

Size: 4X-Large, Color: Grey W/ Black Dots

I would definitely size up they fit a little snug, overall good quality and it’s tagless which is a plus.

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Reviewed in the United States on December 30, 2025

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mizzswager

Whiting, US

★★★★★ 5

Comfortable and Stylish

Size: Large, Color: Black

Bought for the husband and he loves it. Comfortable and nice. Says he would pair it with jeans. Flattering. Color is great. Not sure yet on fading and wear, haven’t had it long enough.

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Reviewed in the United States on August 24, 2025