Triflers Need Not Apply

Marsoni

M251S

$58.95

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Triflers Need Not ApplyNo triflers wanted here in this absolutely normal, totally without subtext personal ad posted in the newspaper. Just a comely twice widowed woman looking for companionship from a handsome man, as long as he doesnt have any close relatives or anyone who would report him missing. Thats not weird or suspicious at all, and definitely a typical thing to do when you run a large farm in the middle of nowhere in the midwest where people could just disappear

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My dog is obsessed!! I don't even think obsessed is the right word, like she will take a turkey ring over going to the dog park! She has a sensitive stomach and I love that these turkey treats don't give her diarrhea or gas. I work from home so when I have an important meeting or something that requires my undivided attention, I give her one of these and it keeps her occupied for about 30 to 40 mins. They are a bit pricey but my little princess is worth it.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 28, 2026

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Rosie Dusovic

Chelsea, US

★★★★★ 5

Great treats

Item Shape: Ring, Size: 6 Count (Pack of 1)

My puppy LOVES these! He can be in the other room and when I go to open the bag hes right behind me. He will do anything for these!

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Reviewed in the United States on May 24, 2026

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