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Get Me Through the Next Five Minutes: Odes to Bein

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Get Me Through the Next Five Minutes: Odes to BeinOur politics are broken; our world is melting; the next catastrophe looms. Enter James Parker, who for years now has been writing odes of appreciation on subjects from the seemingly minor (Ode to Naps) to the unexpected (Ode to Giving People Money) to the seemingly minor, unexpected, and hyperspecific (Ode to Running in Movies). Finally collecting Parker's beloved and much lauded odes in one place, this volume demonstrates the profound power of the
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Versatility simple top
Size: X-Large, Color: White
Comfortable and well made top. Simple but versatile dress it up or casual, this top is a basic much needed wardrobe addition.
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Great looking Cotton tank
Size: Small, Color: White
Love this tshirt. Have worn but not washed yet. So will add when I know if it shrinks
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★★★★★ 1
I wouldn’t call it a ribbed shirt if it’s almost see through
Size: Medium, Color: Black
Cheap thin looking fabric returned it
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Runs large with gaping arm holes.
Size: Large, Color: White
This runs extra large and the arm holes are gaping. You can see your undergarments through the arm holes. I am hoping that the shirt shrinks in the wash.
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It soft and fits perfectly
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