I'll just cook FOR ALL YOU ASSHOLES | funny sarcastic soy candle

I'll just cook FOR ALL YOU ASSHOLES | funny sarcastic soy candle

Marsoni

M251S

$31.00

Get it in 3 business days with 1 day shipping. Friday, May 29

I'll just cook FOR ALL YOU ASSHOLES | funny sarcastic soy candleThis is a 14 oz. soy candle. Hand poured. 100% Natural Soy Wax. Contains NO dyes, and is natural in color. All natural COTTON wicks only. No lead, no zinc. We do NOT use essential oils we use high quality candle fragrance oils, most of which are also skin safe. Choose your own fragrance from the drop down list. We use the maximum amount of high quality fragrance the wax will hold, so you will get the best hot and cold scent throw. Comes in a reusable

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This item did exactly what it was expected to do, and I couldn’t be happier with my purchase. It works as described, is easy to use, and the overall quality exceeded my expectations. The price was great for what you get, making it an excellent value. Everything about it—from performance to convenience—has been spot on. My sister has noticed an extreme growth in her hair since using this product. I’m very satisfied and would definitely recommend this to anyone looking for something reliable and well worth the money!

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Reviewed in the United States on May 5, 2026

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Connie V. Yancey

Cuba, US

★★★★★ 5

New growth.

Scent: Earthy, Nutty, Refreshing, Size: 4.06 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)

I like this and I think it is really growing my edges back. I will keep on using it. Did not want to post pictures yet.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 4, 2026

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Wanda stewart

Chelsea, US

★★★★★ 5

Will order again

Scent: Earthy, Nutty, Refreshing, Size: 4.06 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)

I love it

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Reviewed in the United States on May 7, 2026

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Brandy

Omaha, US

★★★★★ 4

100% excellence

Scent: Earthy, Nutty, Refreshing, Size: 4.06 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)

Great product!

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Reviewed in the United States on May 14, 2026

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Dina Nezareab

San Leandro, US

★★★★★ 1

Not recommended

Scent: Earthy, Nutty, Refreshing, Size: 4.06 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)

Not the batana oil you should be buying. No this isn’t the one. Definitely don’t recommend it. It has no that coffee smell of the real batana oil and has extra chemical ingredients and makes it runny almost like a liquid oil. I made a mistake buying it.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 4, 2026