This Book Will Put You to Sleep

Marsoni

M251S

$17.95

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This Book Will Put You to SleepIt is sadly true that it is not always easy to fall asleep. This gently amusing, highly effective anthology of soporific dullness has been carefully curated to put readers to sleep as quickly as possible. With a pillowy case wrap, stultifying illustrations, and pages of sheep to count, this giftable godsend for the under rested features dozens of snoozy short texts, including "The Motion of Sand Dunes," "The Administrative Bureaucracy of the Byzantine

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I have had chapped lips for most of my adult life. This product has been the first product that I have used, where my lips are not cracked, peeling or dry. There is no smell or taste, very neutral. I had to use the balm frequently in the beginning, now maybe only several times a day. One tube last a long time I highly recommend this lip balm.

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Reviewed in the United States on March 8, 2026

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Gosia Wroblewski

Lowell, US

★★★★★ 5

Lip balm 👍

Great product, worth every penny. Will recommend to my friends.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 1, 2026

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Sonja

Draper, US

★★★★★ 3

Just ok

These are just simply too large to use as chapstick unless you do both top and bottom at the same time ( no thank you). I threw them away. 3 stars because it appears to be a good product, but they got the packaging all wrong to call it chap stick.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 22, 2026

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New York, US

★★★★★ 5

Replaced Vaseline - Far superior product

I received this as a gift a few months ago and it's all I use now. I use it on my lips and on my neck wrinkles. Do not leave it in a warm environment, like hot car or pants pockets, it will get very soft. If it does get soft, i just dab it on ranther than rolling/wiping on. Also its best to roll it down when not in use, but not necessary. I used to be addicted to Vaseline products for my lips and this is far superior in many ways.

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Reviewed in the United States on January 8, 2026

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Jon Robles

Carnegie, US

★★★★★ 1

Not really good as a lip balm

It is way too melty or liquidy when applying. It's like putting oil on your lips. No staying power. I actually ended using it more as a skin moisturizer like a lotion. It's pretty good for that. I haven't even tried taking it with me in my pocket as I think it'll turn to a liquid like coconut oil down here in sunny hot Florida. .

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Reviewed in the United States on September 1, 2025