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Unisex Don't Trust the Universe Sweatshirt

Marsoni M251S
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Unisex Don't Trust the Universe SweatshirtSure your spiritual and new age friends are always spouting aphorisms like "everything happens for a reason," but you know better. If you trust that gnawing existential dread in your stomach more than karma, destiny, or fate you know what we're talking about. Let your pessimist flag fly with this funny cynical shirt that embraces cosmic chaos. The universe doesn't have a plan and in the end nothing really matters. Show off your nihilist tendencies in
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Michael W. Conboy
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 4
Good deal.
Size: 1 Case Teaspoons (1000)
Well packed. As advertised. Would buy again.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 22, 2026
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OJ
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
Good spoons and good value
Size: 1 Case Teaspoons (1000)
Providing spoons with ready-to-eat meals for unhoused in our area.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 1, 2024
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Sharon Smith
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 5
Impressed!
Size: 1 Case Teaspoons (1000)
Wow! Instead of arriving in a huge box with spoons in disarray, these came in an easy to store box with the contents neatly packaged.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 23, 2021
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Chris Cook
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 3
Low price matches low quality.
Size: 1 Case Teaspoons (1000)
You get what you pay for. There is a reason that these spoons are 1/2 the cost of a more durable Dixie branded teaspoon. These are just too flimsy. Will not buy again; lesson learned.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 7, 2026
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Binky
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 5
Teaspoons
Size: 1 Case Teaspoons (1000)
These are perfect and exactly what I needed, great quality. They are a lot cheaper than in the grocery store. And I won't be running out any time soon!
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Reviewed in the United States on January 19, 2017

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