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Broccoli Is Trying to Kill Me

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Broccoli Is Trying to Kill MeBy: Katie Evans Published by Holiday House, 2026 03 03 It's one girl against an army of vegetables in this hilariously hyperbolic picture book about our leafy green (and red, orange, purple, and yellow) frenemies. Grownups say they're harmless, but kids know the truth: vegetables are dangerous! Deep in the dark of the refrigerator, they make their devious plans. Spinach will try to smother you. The radishes are ready to rumble. The kale is clutching
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Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 3
Not for Aggressive Chewers
Color: Georgia Bulldogs, Style: NCAA #1 Fan Toy
Not for aggressive chewers. My puppy ripped it open as soon as I gave it to him.
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Jen Scarbrough
New York, US
★★★★★ 4
Pricey
Color: Georgia Bulldogs, Style: NCAA #1 Fan Toy
It was made very well. It is durable. But I really paid to much
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Reviewed in the United States on March 24, 2023
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Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 3
Festive Dog Toy
Color: Georgia Bulldogs, Style: NCAA #1 Fan Toy
Cute, college Gameday toy! My dog tore it up in within 30 minutes. Not for heavy chewers. 😟
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Cookie
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 1
Didn't last a single day
Color: Alabama Crimson Tide, Style: NCAA #1 Fan Toy
My heavy chewer destroyed this within 3 hours. Don't even bother.
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Tori Lawrence
Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 5
Durable
Color: Michigan State Spartans, Style: Goal Post Chew Toy
My frenchies love this thing, they've had it for a month and its just now starting to wear down. Hopefully its safe to eat bc they've nawwed it down to the first post. 😅 Its easy for them to stabilize and really get to chewing. Would buy again
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