Broccoli Is Trying to Kill Me

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Broccoli Is Trying to Kill MeBy: Katie Evans Published by Holiday House, 2026 03 03 It's one girl against an army of vegetables in this hilariously hyperbolic picture book about our leafy green (and red, orange, purple, and yellow) frenemies. Grownups say they're harmless, but kids know the truth: vegetables are dangerous! Deep in the dark of the refrigerator, they make their devious plans. Spinach will try to smother you. The radishes are ready to rumble. The kale is clutching

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