Seals Are Jerks!

Marsoni

M251S

$18.99

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Seals Are Jerks!By: Jared Chapman Published by Scholastic, Incorporated, 2023 In a hilarious story for fans of We Don't Eat Our Classmates, a young girl is determined to find out the truth about her favorite animals and find out once and for all, are seals really jerks and do they really eat penguins?! Seals are Lorelei's favorite animal: they're so cute and cuddly and best buddies with penguins. Well that's what she thought before learning the ugly truth some seals

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My dog loves this toy. I was pleasantly surprised to see it was a decent size for a stuffed toy, and not tiny. It seems pretty sturdy as my dog can shred some stuffed toys, but this one is still standing with the squeaker intact. The rope is securely attached within the toy and my dog likes to play some tug-of-war with it. Would recommend to other pet parents.

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Reviewed in the United States on March 27, 2026

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Michelle

Battle Creek, US

★★★★★ 5

Husky approved!

Color: Cheers

Got this for my large husky to wear for his 10th birthday. He didn't tear it up right away. The squeaker lasted longer than it does with most toys. He seemed to genuinely enjoy the toy. Removed the stretchy string once I got a few pictures so he wouldn't eat it. Very cute.

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Reviewed in the United States on January 20, 2026

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Sammy1089

Houston, US

★★★★★ 5

Buy Me, I’m Ideal

Color: Bark-Day

Perfect size for my small dog

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Reviewed in the United States on May 7, 2026