


Seals Are Jerks!By: Jared Chapman Published by Scholastic, Incorporated, 2023 In a hilarious story for fans of We Don't Eat Our Classmates, a young girl is determined to find out the truth about her favorite animals and find out once and for all, are seals really jerks and do they really eat penguins?! Seals are Lorelei's favorite animal: they're so cute and cuddly and best buddies with penguins. Well that's what she thought before learning the ugly truth some seals
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