Apron, Sasquatch, Dad Man Myth Legend

Marsoni

M251S

$15.50

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Apron, Sasquatch, Dad Man Myth LegendApron says "Don't Talk To Me Until I've Had My Orgasm"! This 100% polyester apron is ideal for anyone that enjoys spending time in the kitchen or at the grill. One size fits most. Makes a great gift for Dad, Grandma, Grandpa, etc. Adult One size fits most. Adult size Measures 29. 5" tall and 23. 5" at the widest point. Personalization is FREE! Machine Washable. Machine wash with cold water with other microfiber or other synthetics that do not lint.

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Reviewed in the United States on September 28, 2025