Stick a Dick - Geek

Marsoni

M251S

$24.43

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Stick a Dick - GeekA parody of the renowned 'pin the tail on the donkey' game, this is the Geek version. With his sparkling smile, well groomed hair, and svelte physique how could you resist him? Unfold your man poster, pin him up on a door, then pick your dick to stick. Choose from one of twelve hilariously named appendages, turn around three times wearing your willy eye mask, take aim and fire. The winner receives the prestigious 'I Know Where To Stick it' Sticker.

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