cigarettes down the toilet Got a text from my dad saying “The toilet's smoking!!” : r/funny

cigarettes down the toilet Got a text from my dad saying “The toilet's smoking!!” : r/funny

Name: cigarettes down the toilet Got a text from my dad saying “The toilet's smoking!!” : r/funny
Brand: buxtehuder-schlingel.de
SKU: 30683388907
Price: 29.93 USD
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Rating: 4.5175 (1756 reviews)

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Wow!!! I’ve used Queen Helene’s Mint Julep for years and it works wonderfully so I thought I’d give the Almond Massage Cream a whirl. The scent is yummy, I just love almond... give me a spoon I just want to eat it since it smells so good! The texture is really thick until you place it on your face/skin and it literally melts like true coconut oil. This is exactly what I was looking for — an ideal cold cream/make-up remover. For the reviewers/people who answered questions about “not using it on your face”. Please just enlarge the back of the tub and it states that you can. Here’s what it says: This luxurious massage cream soothes and moisturizes with the delightful scent of almonds. Use as a massage cream for the face, neck and body. I personally pair it with Aloe/Kleenex to apply to my face to remove my make-up in the evening. It emulsifies any last drop of mascara on your lashes or debris. Then I lather my face with a mild facial cleanser like Neutrogena. Lastly to remove any residual, I gently wipe my face with a warm/hot washcloth, this leaves my skin dewy soft! I love this product! This tub will go for miles. Also, I use a bit in my hair as well, just like coconut oil creating softness and shine. Excellent product all around, in my opinion!!!

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Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2019

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Shin Chen

Phoenix, US

★★★★★ 5

Works great

Size: 15 Ounce (Pack of 1), Style: Professional Massage Cream, Almond, 15 oz., Size: 15 Ounce (Pack of 1), Style: Professional Massage Cream, Almond, 15 oz.

It feels and smells great on the skin. I use it every night for my facial massage. It can be hard to wash off if you apply too much, but it can be washed off with a facial cleanser. I always wipe it off first and then wash my face with cleanser. I love it so far. It's a huge bottle, so it will last a long time. Great value for the price.

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Reviewed in the United States on October 8, 2023

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Maria

Fort Morgan, US

★★★★★ 4

Almond massage cream

Size: 15 Ounce (Pack of 1), Style: Professional Massage Cream, Almond, 15 oz.

I’m using this product more than four years. But I noticed for the past year that it started to be less sliding… also I noticed separation of oil and cream…did they changed some formula? Still continue to buy this. Love the smell

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Reviewed in the United States on March 22, 2026

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Mercedes D.

Carnegie, US

★★★★★ 5

Super hydrating

Size: 15 Ounce (Pack of 1), Style: Professional Massage Cream, Almond, 15 oz.

This is a wonderful cream to put on after a nice shower or bath

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Reviewed in the United States on March 30, 2026

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Jona

Houston, US

★★★★★ 5

Soft, smells good and works right after the use

Size: 15 Ounce (Pack of 1), Style: Professional Massage Cream, Almond, 15 oz.

Using this almond massage cream from 8-9 yrs. It makes your skin glow and soft right after the use. Highly recommended for everyone except oily skin.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 11, 2025