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Don't touch this book!

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Don't touch this book!You are surely now asking yourself why you are supposed to keep your hands off this book. Is it just a clever advertising strategy? Hardly so. As you know, two books of Jan van Helsing had been banned in Germany and Switzerland due to their highly controversial contents. And the mainstream media too barely lets a day go by without warning the populace about the ideas of "Germany's most dangerous author of specialized books. Now Jan van Helsing is once
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★★★★★ 3
Dog won’t bite on these
Size: Small
Great squeak, squishiness, and colors. Dog won’t bite on latex…
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★★★★★ 5
Yes!
Size: Medium
Durable. Squeak doesn't last forever with my aggressive chewers but crinkle does. Best balls.
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★★★★★ 5
Balls
Size: Medium
My dog loves chasing these balls. He seems to love the squeak! They fit the chuck it stick perfectly, and are great replacements for the originals that came with the stick.
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Steve just Steve
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
Nice set of balls
Size: Medium
The squeaker quickly became my dog’s favorite ball and has replaced the fuzzy tennis balls. My dog is a nonstop fetcher and these chuck it balls are durable and fun.
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Claudia Garfield
Natrona Heights, US
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Perfect ball
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Our dog loves these!
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